(Very) Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (little_ozzo) wrote,
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1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
I was maybe seven? There was this old movie theatre near our house and my mother and I used to go watch the old classics. I guess that's where my love of movies started. Anyway, I can't pick a favourite are you kidding? Not possible. But she took me to see Rear Window and it blew. my. mind. Like come on, man. The whole thing was shot in one room. Hitchcock is a genius. That was also when I fell a bit in love with Grace Kelly. Because damn. I don't care that I was only seven. She had class.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
Becky Russell. Blonde ringlets and a killer smile. Behind the jungle gym. We were five. Good times.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
Uhm. Well we nearly got married and let's not go there. Martha Jones. Sexiest smart person I know.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
Life is way too short for regrets. Though if we're being picky I regret all the shit that went down in hell.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
Oh, man. 6th birthday. I got this giant piniata and we had one of those bounce castles and I ate so much icecream cake I got sick.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
DiNozzo's do not have insecurities.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
It's hard to pick one thing. Not dying of the plague because my boss told me not to was pretty impressive.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
My eyes. 20/10 baby.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
Well, the other guys dead so I guess I won that round?
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
I don't really dream that much. When I'm asleep I am gone.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
Okay there was this one when I was five. And my mother had this weird Louis 15 thing so I had this four poster bed. And I dreamed she was a vampire. That wasn't cool.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
It can be summed up in that it was on my Dad's bed. And he caught us. Good times.
14: Talk about a vacation.
There was this time when my Dad forgot me at the Maui Hilton. But it was sweet because I had movies and room service for three days.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
When I first started working at NCIS, that was pretty sweet. It was like I suddenly knew where I was meant to be.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
Spring break baby! I found a photo of Katie when she was in a wet t-shirt contest. It was the most glorious moment of my life.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
I dunno. This is a weird question. If I wanna be friends with someone, I guess I'll see if it can happen?
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
I drew this picture and it was totally crap, but my teacher was like you're awesome kid. I didn't. But hey, it was up on the wall in the classroom for ages. I mean sure that might seem like an example of adults lying to kids but I saw this teacher telling me you do whatever the hell you want.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
Military school. Enough said.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
I'm going to take this and go with College because there was this kid, basically McGoo 2.0, and he wrote like half my papers and totally improved my GPA.